Am I speaking Greek? Um, maybe Hebrew? Oh wait, I've got it...Aleutian? No?
Then what part of "Put your phones away," do you not understand? Are you really that slow? Is learning and understanding that hard for you? Do you have such a disrespect for authority that you can't tear yourself away from messaging your friends for 90 minutes at a time? I am not a babysitter. I am not a hand-holder. I am not a compromiser. I am not a repeater. Put it away means put it away. Now. Don't argue. I am in the wrong profession. I hate this part of my job. Hate. However, I am now in possession of three phones. Too bad I don't like talking.